The BIG GHOSTFACE Chronicles: Welcome to The BIG GHOSTFACE Chronicles...

This is the new site since somebody hacked the last one (bigghostface.blogspot.com). I'll make a update if I get that back but until then.... a recap of The Big Ghostface Chronicles....

One love.

Young Stereotype aka Lil Cliche (@LilCliche)

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Ayo whattup this ya nigga Big Ghost aka the rap Bon Jovi nahmeans. Whattup to that nigga Chef aka Lex Diamonds aka Shallah Raekwon aka Corey nahmeans! Congratulations on the new joint n shit namsayin. Word. The god feelin mad joy to see ya project come to fruitions n shit. Word bond. Ayo yalls already know the god been knowing this nigga since we was babies n shit namsayin. Ayo the nigga Rae was a chubby nigga but the god seen past all that husky shit nahmeans. The nigga was a little on the thick side but he was a fly nigga. Word. The brotha had all that fly shit when we was just lil niggas namsayin. Ayo the god was a bum nigga nahmeans. Word. The god was sleepin 8 to a bed n shit n had the sneakers wit the sole separatin from the shoe n shit. The god shoes used to flap n make slappin noises when a nigga was runnin down the street nahmeans. Used to sound like babies clappin they hands when the god was runnin namsayin. But the nigga Rae had luxuries that the god looked up to nahmeans. Word. The nigga was rockin fly gears n used to come around wit a fresh cut n shit. Niggas head used to look airbrushed. Meanwhile the god n my brothers used to share pants n shit. Thats my word. A nigga aint even had no pants that was his own. Niggas was fightin over who turn it was to rock the corduroys n shit. Meanwhile the nigga Rae he aint share his pants wit no muthafuckin body. Niggaa even had his own bed n shit. The nigga had the joint that looked like a race car n shit. Nigga had Atari in his room n shit. Word. Nigga was like royalty to us. Word bond the nigga had the crayon box wit the sharpeners n shit. Ya know the 64 color joints n shit. My nigga had that. Had mad colors. We was usin yellow n red to color skin in the coloring books nahmeans. Niggas had the 7 packs. Ayo but the nigga Rae had like 6 different shades of browns n shit namsayin. Nigga had the silver n gold joints. He used to say nobody could touch the silver n golds namsayin. Word bond. We was buggin like who this nigga? Nigga was like a alien n shit. The nigga was a martian. Niggas in the hood aint had pets n shit. We was puttin rats in the shoe box jus so we could experience that shit namsayin. Niggas was seekin that affection from rodents n shit. But ayo my lil nigga Davie he got bit in the throat by one them pet rats so we cut that shit out nahmeans. Niggas was gettin rabies n shit. But the nigga Rae he had real life guinea pigs n shit. Like from the real pet stores n shit. Nigga had a guinea pig named Joey in his room n he used to let niggas admire that muthafucka when we was there. We aint know what the shit was at first. Niggas was runnin round like ayo the nigga Rae got a armadillo at his crib namsayin. Niggas was thinkin Rae had that exotic shit. I miss that nigga Joey. But yo thats neither here nor there nahmeans. I love this nigga right here. No homo namsayin. This nigga like the wind beneath the god wings n shit. The god done great things wit the nigga. We done seen the world together nahmeans. We done gone to Africa to dig wells wit our bare hands for the unfortunate. We done opened schools in the mother land. We done crossed deserts together n drank from the same cactuses n shit. We done tag teamed bitches together. Word. The god would donate one of his livers to the nigga Rae. Anybody ever cross my nigga Imma pull a muthafucka stomach out his ass n shit. Thats my word. Yalls click the god name for his latest interviews n shit.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 29th, 2011 at 6:06 pm

Ayo whattup this Deini the Wally Champ namsayin aka Stapleton’s Finest. Ayo I aint really got no problems wit the nigga Wizz Kalifrah nahmeans. Matter fact I aint really know who the nigga was til bout 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. But yo jus so i aint step on this nigga toes or nothin like that…cos the god sincerely wish the little nigga the utmost success n alla that but yo Imma hafta keep it really 100 wit yalls. This Roll Up shit kinda soft namsayin. By that a nigga mean you could probably rock a cryin baby to sleep wit this shit nahmeans. This some shit for the nurseries n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga listen to this shit at the wrong time n he liable to start hangin one them posters wit the little babies dressed like animals n vegetables n shit on they walls. A nigga might go cop one them calendars wit the kittens dressed up like they firemen n hang that shit in the hallway namsayin. Ayo this shit be like the shit yall hear in Calgon commercials n shit. Shit sounds like it was produced by muthafuckin Yanni or some shit. Nigga soundin like he gon get muthafuckin Enya n Barbra Streisand to jump on the remix n shit. This like some shit they play in the room when bitches be givin birth n shit. What niggas supposed to do with this shit light candles n soak in a tub by they fuckin selves n shit? Nahmeans. Bitches gon think they can slap a nigga around if they hear a nigga knockin this shit voluntarily n shit. Word bond. A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit. Ayo muthafuckin Lubriderm called n wanna know if they can bottle ya soft ass song nigga. Muthafuckin Hostess wanna know if they can use ya soft ass song to fill Twinkies n shit. Fuck outta here wit this shit nigga. Ayo word bond Staten island niggas dont play this shit son nahmeans. Word. Ayo we punch the sidewalk when we happy nigga. Thats a good day nigga! Ayo we eat broken glass when we in a good mood nigga! Thats real talk. Niggas be shootin at each other when we be sayin hi to each other to keep niggas sharp. We test each others reflexes n keep niggas on they toes n shit nahmeans! Thats love nigga. Thats real family values muthafucka! Yall soft serve niggas dont know nothin bout that. This some shit for niggas to braid they other niggas hair to. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 28th, 2011 at 3:34 am

Ayo word bond this the god Big Ghost broadcastin live via sattelites to yall niggas from the heavens nahmeans! Ayo a nigga dont mean no disrespect but this shit right here way too homo erotic for a nigga namsayin. A nigga dont mean no disrespect to this soft nigga Drake n that thick little broad Nicki n shit nahmeans. But this is real talk nahmeans. Ayo the soft nigga Drake makin too many questionable moves n shit namsayin. Ayo that soft nigga too light in the ass nahmeans. The nigga all lotioned n baby powdered up anytime the god see that nigga. The nigga all tender n gentle n shit. Word bond if you light a cigarette too close to this muthafucka you gon roast the nigga. The niggas a marshmallow namsayin. Nigga need to be wearin a pillowcase. You cut the nigga open n you gon get feathers flying around the room n shit. Ayo the nigga a stuffed animal nahmean. Word bond the nigga probably got tags sewn on his ass namsayin. Nigga probably take baths in Downy n shit. The muthafucka probably got lotion pumpin through his veins n shit. Dont get the god wrong or nothin like that cos i fucks wit some of his shit namsayin. But this nigga dont even need no airbag if he smash his whip n shit. The aloe vera ass nigga too soft for the god likin lately namsayin. Stay puff ass nigga. The Duncan Hines ass muthafucka is influencin niggas to soften up they images n shit. Muthafucka we Staten Island niggas n we eat razors for snacks nahmeans. We throw boulders at each other for practice namsayin! We squeeze water outta rocks when we thirsty nigga! We gon eat the hair off a nigga head if we hungry namsayin! Fuck all that Aveeno shit nigga. Like I said tho the god dont really mean no disrespect or nothin of that nature. The god wish these niggas much success n prosperity n shit. But Shaolin niggas dont get down like that. We dodge lasers namsayin. We approach niggas daily n we throw bricks at a nigga spine if he try to run. This real nigga shit right here. Go watch the god latest video nahmeans. Bitches throw rose pedals on the ground a nigga walk on. That’s real shit. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 27th, 2011 at 10:38 pm

Ayo Ghost what up my nigga. It’s ya brother Rae, this nigga the bonnie to my clyde (no homo) nahmean. Wu-Tang 4eva, I remember Ghost told me that Alivin from the barbershop told him Nas wanted to do some “Verbal Intercourse” shit and that made the god burst in tears nahmean. I cried like John Boener nahmean. It was like allah told this nigga to make some miracles happen. And he decided to do some real shit. I remember Nas told me “Ayo son, word we need to do some shit fa real. Cuz Kelis kicked my ass out the house.” And it was like I knew how this nigga felt, cuz when my whiz wouldn’t give me her milkshake or her pink cookies, if I couldn’t go tickle me elmo on her ass. I got the hell outta that muthafucka nahmean. A yo fa real. So I told him, “well I got this shit for the sequel to Cuban Linx nahmean. So if you wanna hop on that shit.” He was cool, but by the time I got finished, he didn’t come in nahmsayin so I cried all night and the next day I turned soap opera nigga, I called him and I was ready to noose this mufucka, nahmsayin, body bag this nigga, but he didn’t call back for a while till a couple months ago he holla’d at the god fa real. And he told me he was sorry for the shit. So it was all cool fa real, there was no need for that violence shit. But yeah, Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang the best album of 2011, 3/8 go cop that shit!!!

Aight, peace!

-Raekwon the Chef.

Raekwon the Chef said this on January 25th, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Ayo whattup this Deini aka Issac Newtons nahmeans. Ayo a nigga appreciate the love n honor yall showin the god nahmeans. Shit feel like a thousand hail marys nahmeans. But ayo on some serious shit theres snakes pokin out the soils in a nigga lawns nahmeans. Word bond a rodent nigga tryna infiltrate the clan n shit nahmeans. Ayo theres a fraud ass rodent nigga runnin round fakin they jax pretendin to be the gods nahmeans. Ayo a phony nigga done violated the god namsayin. So as yalls already know the god left his little comment n shit. Boom. I gave you that. I blessed yalls wit the sermon nahmean. Yall peeped that. But ayo…I check back n I seen the nigga Rae holla at the god namsayin. So a nigga like word…but ayo then it occur to a nigga that the nigga Rae aint know how to operate no computer let alone be jumpin on niggas blogs n shit talkin bout whattup Tony nahmean. Nah nah that aint compute wit a nigga so I call that nigga on his jack n the god says to me whattup. I says to Rae yo nigga you aint been on no blogs has you? The nigga like the fuck is a blog son? Ayo right there the god could smell the fish on the porch namsayin. I says to Rae yo niggas is puttin razors in the ice cream tryna see if the gods gon lick that cone nahmean. He says to me word? Ayo son dont tell me niggas is really puttin broken glass in the yoo-hoo. He like we gon air niggas out like the little colorful mesh wife beater joints the rastas be wearin at the park n shit nahmeans. He says dont even wory bout that son. I says word bond son niggas is gettin they papayas smashed namsayin. So we gon handle that. Niggas tryna stir the gods ovaltines wit they hands n shit nah nah nah that shit aint happenin son. We gon bring the iron mongooses to yalls rodent niggas doorsteps. Yall fucked up nigga!

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 25th, 2011 at 11:10 pm

Ayo whattup little Internet niggas this that nigga Big Ghost aka the official spokesman for Clark Wallabees namsayin. Ayo to keep it really 100 wit yalls the god ain’t really get the kinda budget that a nigga was hopin for n shit for this muthafucka. Ayo when we sat down to talk about the video treatments n shit we done discussed the details n shit right down to size the god throne was gon be n shit nahmeans. Word bond. N yo the god even offered to bring one of my own thrones from the crib n shit but the suit n tie niggas was like nah Tony we got you son. Ayo thats my word niggas but them muthafuckas aint come thru like that namsayin. Ayo the god specifically mentioned to them muthafuckas that there was supposed to be a golden unicorn at the god side nahmeans. And matter fact the god told them suit niggas we was gon shoot this shit in the heart of a fiery cavern inside a muthafuckin volcano n shit nahmeans. Ayo at the meeting niggas wit the suits was like ya Big Tone we got you that sounds like a wonderful idea blasé blah nahmeans. But in actuality them muthafuckas was fakin jax the whole time. Word bond son. Ayo the god bout 5 seconds away from runnin up in Def Jam offices wit the zoolanders on me namsyin. Word bond the god got the blue steel for these muthafuckas. Imma put the canons in they mouths n make em up the gods budget for the next video namsayin. Thats my word niggas is gonna get the god what they promised n shit. I wants that. Ayo the electric blue stallions. I wants that. Ayo the hundred mermaids wit the d cups or better. I wants that. Ayo the lasers comin out the clouds. I wants that. Ayo the chariots wit the 26 elephants pullin the muthafucka. I wants that. Pay up niggas! Yall exec niggas is delinquint namsayin. Make that shit happen. The rose pedals showering from the sky n alla that. Yall muthafuckas better do right!

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 26th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Ayo this ya nigga Big Ghostface aka Wise King Solomon Starks namsayin. Ayo a nigga was supposed to be featured on this mixtape wit that nigga Game namsayin. Word Bond the god was on that Ocean joint that the nigga Dre did nahmeans. Word n the joint was originally called Titanium Wardrobes namsayin. We even had another joint done called Crystal Elephants where the god was spittin darts wit that god body wisdom nahmean. Word ya nigga Tone be providin that knowledge to hood niggas. When the god be in the hood niggas be askin the god shit like ayo Tony why is water wet namsayin? N yo word bond a nigga be respondin wit that divine algebra nahmeans. Niggas say ayo Wise Solomon Starks why the sky blue n shit? I tells my niggas ayo the god gon investigate yalls niggas inquests n shit n boom…the god go to that tree of knowledge n I climb that particular branch n a nigga gather that fruit….that fruit of wisdom nahmeans. A nigga be asleep under the tree when the apple fall on the god head like he muthafuckin Einstein n shit. N the god collects that harvest namsayin. A nigga put those apples in his basket for his pupils nahmeans. I tells the pupil niggas ayo Wise Solomon Starks done sought that wisdom n boom…ayo the sun is yellow namsayin…word n the oceans of the earth is blue…meanwhile the lawns n forests n shit is green. So when yalls take the yellow sun n mix that wit the color green of the earth from the plants n forests n that shit reflects off of the oceans n shit ya get a blue color in the sky. Yellow n green make blue nahmeans. N when the sky be red or pink or orange n shit thats like when volcanoes n shit be reflecting light into the sky. Ayo when niggas was evolving n shit from when we was cavemen n shit…like before horses was invented n shit…we was ridin dinosaurs son namsayin. Lot of hood niggas aint know that. They aint absorb that history. We was livin at peace with the dinosaurs n shit. Nowadays dinosaurs is endangered species n shit n they be like fuck yall niggas yall aint do right by us nahmeans. So we aint got that same connection to them no more. Word bond. But yo I be shinin that knowledge towards niggas bout current events n shit like the oil crisis in Egypt n the recession n shit namsayin. A nigga be like Plato in the hood n shit. Word but the nigga Game aint follow the gods wavelengths like that nahmean. The nigga wanna appeal to young niggas n shit so he follow the skinny jean small jackets niggas n do they kinds of music n shit nahmeans. Word but the nigga gotta get back on his own pony n stop tryna ride another nigga pony namsayin. Word yo the nigga Game be caressin other niggas stallions n shit n be tryna gallop on they fields n shit. Nigga need to get back to what he know best nahmean. Cos right now the nigga usin hotdog buns for hamburgers namsayin. The nigga aint got the right pieces clickin together. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 25th, 2011 at 4:24 am

Ayo whattup internet niggas this ya nigga Big Ghost aka the Black Bryant Gumbel namsayin! Ayo these is my niggas nahmeans. Word. These the gods nahmeans. Ayo the nigga Nas n my brotha Rae uniting on a track is like the moon n the sun collidin namsayin. The shit like if the moon smashed into the sun n them two forces joined…powers n shit. Ayo this like if yall take take a ball of fire right n you take a ice cube n shit…now you got the hottest force on earth n the coldest muthafuckin substance known to man n shit. N you put the two together n you get ice-fire namsayin. Thats like a volcano eruptin muthafuckin icicles n shit into the sky nahmean. This shit like a fiery glacier sailin across the oceans n shit. Ayo the god wept when he heard this news namsayin. A nigga just had to bow before a sunset n release the doves off the balcony when he heard this shit. Ayo tears burst out a niggas wig like showers n formed a rainbow around the gods halo n shit. Nahmeans. N a nigga just looked towards the heveans n shit n seen a choir of angels. The angels was singin the hymns. A nigga heard them singin A Change Gon Come by Sam Cooke n shit nahmean. I seen the faces of the slaves that was brought over from the motherland in they shackles n the shackles was made from thorns. N the thorns turned to roses namsayin. And the rose pedals fell from the sky n a giant rose emerged from the soils below the god balcony n shit. So the god climbed upon the rose n climbed into the clouds namsayin n sat upon his throne nahmeans. This some real nigga shit that yall lil small tight jacket n daisy duke wearin niggas aint understand. This shit aint yalls niggas chamber n shit. Word. Peace to the gods. They humblin a nigga.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 25th, 2011 at 6:39 pm

Ayo whattup internet niggas its ya big homie Ghostface aka Theodore Deini the Wallabee Champ. Ayo I just seen this video wit that nigga Drake talkin foul bout his elders n shit. Nigga be splashin his cologne on niggas nahmean. Nigga tryna rub his cologne on niggas n keep his ass in the picture namsayin. He like that nigga in the backseat of the car pokin his head between the front seats tryna stay in the conversation wit front seat niggas nahmeans. Ayo the niggas Jay n Kanye be front seat niggas. Niggas got seat warmers n shit. Niggas can change the station on the car stereo n shit namsayin. The nigga Drake be tryna play wit the knobs on the stereo nahmeans. The nigga can’t adjust the heat controls n shit cos he a backseat nigga namsayin. Nigga you look out the side windows nahmeans. You aint built for windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat. Nigga in the back with the child locks n shit. You aint no airbag havin nigga Drake. You need niggas permissions n shit to crack ya windows nahmeans. Niggas need to open ya doors nigga. Muthafuckas in the front seats open they own doors nahmean. Front seat niggas got legroom nahmean. Niggas push back they seats n take ya legroom nahmean. Ayo Drake niggas is takin ya legroom if they see ya ass. Ya backseat ass nigga. Ayo before I even go on wit that why the fuck this nigga always be gruntin when he say that nigga Wayne name n shit? Nigga be droppin his little anecdotes n shit n the muthafuckin stories always be some shit where the nigga gotta start gruntin n groanin bout that nigga nahmeans. Nigga talkin bout how the other nigga be makin the muthafucka nervous n shit. Ayo when niggas was makin joints like Protect Ya Neck n Reunited n shit niggas wasn’t in the studio gruntin n makin fuck faces over the other niggas darts n shit. Niggas wasn’t lookin at other niggas in the studio like ayo god ya makin a muthafucka weak in the knees wit that shit namsayin. Wasn’t no niggas talkin bout how they gettin all tingly n shit when a nigga spit his darts. Ayo we aint no homophobe niggas but straight up if the nigga U-God say to the god ayo Tony ya makin me nervous n shit I would had gone n smacked that nigga in his throat n shit. I’da put the stallions on that nigga. Nigga would had gotten thrown through five walls n come out of a room 3 doors away from where he was n shit namsayin. Only two reasons why niggas be makin other niggas nervous n that shit either cos the nigga wearin a wire or he a homo nigga. Word bond.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 20th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Ayo whattup internet niggas its that nigga Ghost Deini aka Big Tone Soprano namsayin. Ayo this nigga Dre a legend in the game n alla that namsayin. N yall already know he respect the Clan n shit too nahmeans. Word yo. Ayo a nigga just eatin his tortellinis n shit jus doin his thing n alla that when that nigga Alvin hit the god on his jack n told me the Detox joint was actually comin n shit. N yo the god be lovin that nigga Dre albums as much as the next nigga namsayin but yo…the nigga need better titles on his joints n shit nahmeans. Ayo pardon that cos I aint tryna step on the nigga toes n shit. But yo a light bulb just went off in a nigga head nahmeans n yo I seen that shit in a vision nahmeans. So I gets my peoples to get in touch wit Dre peoples so the god could propose a nigga ideas to that nigga Dre so on n so forth namsayin. We arrange a sit down at Interscope offices n shit n word the shit was on niggas. We fly out namsayin. N yo we walks into the board room n alla that. Dre up in there along wit Jimmy Iovine n a couple other snow niggas namsayin. So yo the god makes his opening statements n shit n address the ladies n gentlemen of the board namsayin. A nigga puttin on a professional demeanor n shit. A nigga usin lots a hand gestures to emphasize my points n shit n keep they attentions n shit nahmeans. Word. So I put together a list of 20 song titles for Dre to go through n use at his discretions n shit nahmeans. Ayo this is priveleged info n shit nahmeans. These Interscope legal department muthafuckas had the god signing waivers n confidentiality agreements n shit nahmeans. Word yo this some classified shit my niggas. Word yo the god took a oath n shit to not speak on the project in any shapes or forms whatsoever nahmeans. So I figures aight then a nigga wont really talk to nobody n shit but Imma let a couple my internet niggas know on the low tho. So keep this shit to yall selves. These the titles of the 20 or so joints thats pending the nigga Dre approvals n shit. Ayo the god also advised that nigga to keep features down to a minimum n shit namsayin. But yalls already know theres certain niggas that gotta be on that nigga Dre joints. So without further ados peep the shit. Boom.

1. Lavender Pajamas Intro (feat. Ghostface)

2. Golden Panda Fury (feat. Eminem & 50 Cent)

3 The Mighty Swordz of D.R.E. (feat. Ghostface)

4. Porcupine Hurricanes (feat. Snoop Dogg & U-God)

5. Cinnamon Stallion Heart (feat. Ghostface & Raekwon)

6. Shadow Baboons (feat. D-Block & Wu-Tang Clan)

7. Slap A Horse (Ghostface Solo Joint)

8. Watermelon Darts (feat. Method Man, GZA, RZA & Masta Killa)

9. Algebra Coke Diagram (feat. Ice Cube, Cappadonna & Inspectah Deck)

10. Leather Unicorns (feat. Ghostface)

11. We Eat Whole Trees Niggaz (feat. Ghostface)

12. Slap Boxin Wit Gandhi (feat. Theodore Unit & Sun God)

13. African Wizards (feat. Wu Tang Clan)

14. Ayo Whattup (feat. Ghostface)

15. Ghostface Meets Dre (feat. Ghostface)

16. Kill Yallz (feat. Paula Abdul)

17. We Gon Eat Ya Heart Nahmeans (Ghostface Interlude)

18. Ravioli Nigga Cartel (feat. Ghostface)

19. Imma Fuck Ya Broads (feat. Ghostface)

20. Waltz Of A Thousand Midgets (Ghostface Outro)

Ayo yalls mighta already noticed but the god threw in a couple ideas for features n shit. Ayo a nigga really hope this shit gon happen cos that nigga Dre looked at a nigga real real serious like he was thinkin bout that shit while a nigga was talkin. Nigga just kept wrinklin his forehead n squinting like he was tryin to see the gods power point presentation better n shit. The nigga Dre just kept lookin at Jimmy Iovine like listen to this nigga. Like he was thinkin this nigga makin some brilliant points n shit. Word. So yo this shit is prolly bout 90% done n shit. Niggas just gotta wait on paperwork n for that ink to dry namsayin. Word.

Aight Peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 18th, 2011 at 4:54 am

Ayo whattup this Starkey Love aka Big Ghost the Wally Champ. Ayo first of alls I wanna say congrats to them Slaughterhouse niggas for signing with the grand imperial snow nigga Slim Shady nahmeans. N yo the god know that niggas had they little side beefs wit the clan n shit but yall already know that shit is water under the bridge nahmeans. Yalls already understands that at one point that nigga Rae was like that troll nigga that aint let the billy goats gruff niggas pass wit out payin they tolls namsayin. But that nigga Budden he done paid the tolls n shit. Yall already know that nigga got his enchilada rocked nahmeans. That nigga done already got his meatball sauteed n shit. Nigga was seein reindeers n stars n shit. But ayo real talk its a good thing the nigga aint get snuffed in his chin cos the nigga gotta a infant chin n shit. Word yo the nigga beard superimposed onto the nigga neck n shit. Nigga aint gotta a actual chin or nothin like that nahmeans. But that shit neither here nor there. Ayo I aint mean no disrespect or nothin like that cos he my nigga. Word bond. But the nigga the god really cool wit is that nigga Ortiz. The nigga a animal wit his bars namsayin. Nigga like some wild elk n shit. Nigga got his horns like a elk or a moose. Nahmeans like you know how moose be havin horns n shit? The nigga got horns like a moose when he spit nahmeans! Yalls internet nigga already know that nigga rock wit the god on the Apollo joint which is available in stores right now n can be purchased on iTunes n shit for yalls little mp3 n little zune joints nahmeans. That nigga shown up at the studio to spit his darts n shit n the nigga had his little process namsayin. Word yo the nigga got a method to his fury n shit. Nigga had a couple bags of doritos….the tacos at midnight joints…had his little Pepsi 2 liter n shit. N the nigga had a couple burgers in his pockets he pulled out for later namsayin. Nigga listened to the beat n he wrote his lil bars in 5 minutes n shit. Nigga had his lil helium balloons he used to make the nigga voice extra moist nahmeans. The nigga do that shit n word yo its like he poured gravy on his voice. The nigga tried it once with no helium n shit but the nigga just sounded like turkey legs wit no gravy nahmeans. Niggas in the studio was like nah that aint that Bodega Joell shit namsayin. But then the nigga like aight lemme try that again n yo its like he put the gravy on it nahmeans. Like he put the dumpling sauce on his gyozas n shit. Word yo its like the nigga got his lil dumpling joints n the shit taste aight n shit. But then the nigga like lemme add the plum sauce nahmeans. Word yo. The nigga Game was there too nahmeans. Matter fact the nigga started his own verse wit the little YAOWA trademark n shit. But the nigga Joell aint like that n told the nigga nah you gotta undo that shit…thats the Ortiz chamber n shit. So the nigga Game like aight but then you gotta lemme try a verse wit the helium balloons n shit B. But yo the nigga Joell one more time he like nah son that aint ya chamber n shit. The nigga Game aint like that tho cos he felt like ayo he just tryna pay homage to the nigga n shit n the nigga Joell aint like him. He says to the nigga why you aint like me B? Nigga took the shit personally n shit n locked hisself in the bathroom n shit. Word yo nigga threatenin to off hisself in the bathroom cos he felt niggas always givin him a hard time n shit namsayin. But you know. After a couple hours n shit the nigga come out n he like ayo sorry B. Nigga had his little tissue balls in his hands n shit. The nigga face all wet still. But he cool. Nigga just get emotional from time to time but he a heartfelt nigga nahmeans. The nigga jus gotta learn that he cant always splash in another nigga puddle n shit. I told the nigga Game ayo the god wanna put a couple cherubs on ya shoulders so you always got ya companions n shit nahmeans. I told the nigga any time you feel like you up against a wall you just remember the baby angels you got on ya shoulders to watch over you. They gon weep for you nigga. You aint gotta weep no more. The nigga Ortiz he witness that shit nahmeans n he like yo Tony lemme get one too nahmeans. Nigga got down on one knee n I put that baby angel on the nigga shoulder too nahmean. Ayo that was some real nigga shit that night. Shit only real niggas be doin. Yalls little new age niggas wit yalls tight jackets n ya little jeggings n aint know nothin bout that. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 19th, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Ayo word up thank you for that snow nigga interpretation n shit Cameron but real talk a nigga aint technically put his dick in Rosa like that nahmeans. Word yo the god had the bag on his dick n shit but I aint put the lumber to her like that nahmeans. She might had actually grazed a nigga wit the back of her hand n shit but to keep it 100 wit yalls internet niggas I aint actually actually put the diddick inside the broad or nothin like that. Namsayin. But yo the god gon do that for real like at some point it just aint transpired like that on that particular night on November 16th 2005 namsayin. But word yo the god know she gon return to a nigga n we gon finish what we started n shit. Yalls already know the god got a lot on his plate n shit. Plus Rosa be doin her thing too nahmeans. We just like two ships passin in the night n shit. Word yo we like 2 comets in the same orbits n shit but we circlin different planets n shit til we collide in the same galaxies n shit namsayin. The shit gon happen basically. But like Venus told Aries n shit…she said ayo we gon fuck n alla that Aries but Zeus tryna sabotage shit nahmeans. Zeus he wanna break a bitch off n shit. He be firin lightnin bolts into the sky. Meanwhile the nigga Poseidon be throwin boulders down the hill n sendin his Krakens n shit. What a nigga synoposis is is since the dawn of man niggas been cockblockin n shit nahmeans. Rosa manager be doin that too. Nahmeans do yalls history n learn that shit. This is yalls history of how man came to be namsayin. Go to a library n pick up a book n learn that. Word yo.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 17th, 2011 at 3:42 pm

White Person Translation

Hey Friends my name is Ghostface. I am also known as Wally Dynamite, among many other aliases. I watched this video featuring Rosa Acosta. I just wanted all my friends here on 2dopeboyz to know I have had sexual intercorse with the aforementioned female. I attempted to have sex with her without using a profilactic. Despite my atempts, threefold, to not use a condom she insisted I use one. My instincts told me I really ought to throw the young lady off a balcony but I figured I would rather make love to her with a condom than not at all. I really gave it my all. I humped her so hard her hair came off. Being a white man this was new territory for me. I fibbed a little and told her she looked great with just her real hair, but she did give my Johnson a thumping. It really stung but I sucked it up. I truly wanted to have relations that badly. A little later I inquired about her practicing falacio on my penis. She responded with a quid-pro-quo, namely She wanted my word that in turn for the falacio I would practice cunnilinguis after the fact. This was no easy decision but I decided “what they hay how often to bodacious babes offer to give me blow jobs?” (the bit about Erykah Badu has been removed because no white people know who she is) I removed her underpants and started sucking away. To my surprise I find out that Rosa Acosta’s vagina tastes like honey. I surp up her coochi like I have not ate in weeks. By now I am erect, and I mean very erect. Im so erect I could push over a stack of books or something! Just then what would happen but her phone rings. This does not stop me I keep on licking her sweet vagina. Then she tells me she has to go. I inquire “why must you leave at such an inopportune time?”. She informs me she has a plane to catch and has no time to waste. In desperation I suggest fool-harty ideas for how I might get to ejaculate on her. All of which are shot down. She asures me she will “suck the skin off ya dick baby”. That sounds awful painful to me so when she asks me for my mobil phone number I give her a fake one. It’s not that I don’t find her attractive, I certainly do. I just think it would be irresponsible to put my dick skin at risk for a busty women.

Okie Dokie bye bye.

Cameron said this on January 17th, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Ayo whattup niggas n niggettes this that nigga Big Ghost aka Wally Dynamite namsayin. Ayo the god peeped this Rosa Acosta joint. Ayo the god had that nahmeans. Word yo ya nigga done had that. Ayo the god tried to seed this broad up but she made a nigga put a bag on n shit namsayin. The god tried alla his usual techniques n shit. The god told her ayo baby ya know the god done just got tested in the summer n shit. N she just looked at a nigga like nigga what? I told the broad ayo baby a nigga cant nut like that tho. But she like nah nigga fuck that. I told her ayo baby the rubber dried up in the package looks like we gon have to jus cross our fingers n shit. But she open up her drawer n pulled out a box of horses n shit. Last but not least I told the broad ayo a nigga gon give ya ass $20 if you let a nigga go bare back namsayin. N she smacked the god. Thats my word. But yo a nigga aint wanna lose the opportunity to hit the grade A shit namsayin even though a nigga natural instincts is to throw a bitch off a balcony for that shit. So a nigga laugh it off. Gave her a little push n shit. But I aint exactly throw the broad through the wall or nuthin like that. But a nigga like ayo baby I guess you like that shit ruff nahmeans. So yo the god pulled on her hair to jerk her neck back n shit. But the broad wig came off nahmean. She aint really like that much so she punch a nigga in his dick n shit nahmeans. But like I said a nigga aint really wanna lower his chances of hittin that premium puss so a nigga try n laugh it off. But as a side note to my niggas yo that shit hurt like a muthafucka namsayin. Inside a nigga had tears flowin n shit. But yo the god maintainin his composure. I tells tha broad nah baby ya ass look so fly wit that hairnet. Keep the wig off nahmeans. N I tells the broad ayo baby lemme see what that hairnet look like from the top namsayin. Why dont ya give a nigga some sweet sugary dome right bout now nahmean baby? N she tells the god nah nigga I aint gon do alla that. She like if I go down on ya ass how I know you gon do the same for me n shit? A nigga aint really be goin downtown on bitches like that but seein as this was some punani deluxe the god was thinkin bout smashin a nigga judgement was temporarily blinded namsayin. Like when niggas be gettin that Erykah Badu cooch nahmean. A nigga was ready to put on a dashiki n a kufi for the rest of his life just to fuck this broad for 3 minutes. A nigga just thinkin bout smashin that shit from the back n bustin on the bitch ass cheeks n shit so a nigga on some sure why not shit namsayin. So I go down on the broad n pull her panties down around her knees n shit n yo…a nigga aint be doin this shit on no regular basis nahmeans. But the broad tasted like honey. Straight up. The bitch tasted like candyland n shit. Thats my word a nigga felt like he was lickin a marshmallow sundae n shit. So a nigga eatin that for like 45 minutes n shit. A nigga hard than a muthafucka by now. Ayo a nigga ready to fuck a wall n shit. Nigga my dick coulda knocked down a pillar n shit. I aint never had no erection like that before. But then the bitch jack start ringin n she go n answered that shit. Meanwhile a nigga just eatin her out still. She hang up the phone n she like oh baby I hate to do this but that was my manager n I gotta fly out to LA in a hour. The car waitin downstairs right now. The god tryin to keep his cool so a nigga like….can a nigga finish fuckin tho? She like sorry baby I gotta go asap n shit. A nigga like ayo you want the god to finsih this shit up in the car n shit. N she like nah baby there other people in the car n shit. Now a nigga like listen here bitch…but she put her finger on a nigga mouth n she like shhhhhhh baby. She like Imma be back early tomorrow morning n soon as I touch down I wanna finsih what we started n shit. She like word Imma pour syrup on ya dick n shit. She like Imma suck the skin off ya dick baby. A nigga aint wanna come so far just to not get his namsayin. So the god like aight then. Word yo n she left n I aint heard from that broad since. But yo the god aint bitter or nothin like that. She gon call namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 17th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Ayo whattup its that nigga Big Ghost aka a nigga that aint no faggot ass nigga namsayin. Word bond. Ayo I aint felt no type way bout this nigga Drake prior to a nigga peepin this shit namsayin. The god respect the nigga come up n all that. The god be hearin the niggas songs n appreciatin the nigga music nahmeans. But yo this nigga Westwood n him sound like two giddy hoes gettin they hair n nails did on this shit word up. Niggas is gossipin n gigglin like broads n shit son. Thats my word. Yo if u gon talk slick bout niggas say the niggas names n shit namsayin. N muthafuckin Westwood talkin bout how niggas be flexible n shit. The fuck that shit about son. Tryna get that lil nigga Drake drunk n shit. A nigga done counted bout 10 different pause moments on this muthafucka. Ayo pardon a nigga for speakin a nigga mind n shit but the nigga Drake type corny namsayin. The shit dont take no muthafuckin PhD in Cornynigganess for muthafuckas to recognize that shit. Word. Yo this nigga the type a nigga to call police on a bitch if she spill a drink on the nigga blouse namsayin. This nigga the type a nigga who be sayin that “forget it you aint worth it” shit n walkin away when he aint wanna scrap wit a muthafucka. This the type a nigga to cry if he watch the muthafuckin Notebook n shit. Nigga prolly scared of bugs n shit. This the type a nigga that be thinkin tea baggin some funny shit. Thats shit only saltine muthafuckas be doin. Ayo yalls ever notice that niggas dont be tea baggin other niggas n shit? Thats cos niggas kill other niggas over shit like that. Niggas get stabbed for bringin they genitalia anywhere near a nigga face namsayin. Dont matter if u at a Black college too. No fratboy nigga wanna lose his life over some jokes n shit. Thats some white boy shit. I got nothin but love for my snow niggas but yalls do some fucked up shit when yalls drunk n shit. Word yo. Puttin yalls dicks in another dude mouth n takin pictures n shit. But on the real yo I aint fuck wit no cornball niggas like Drake namsayin. Yo if a nigga ever in his fuckin life ever talk slick bout the god Imma throw that nigga off a mountain. Word is bond. Imma pull that nigga spine out his ass if he ever say some slick shit bout the god. Ayo that nigga even say some shit that remotely sound like a nigga name wit some funny shit attached Imma smack the eyeballs out that nigga head. Word yo Imma slap that nigga wit a lamp post he ever get outta pocket wit the god. Thats my word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 14th, 2011 at 4:48 am

Ayo Whattup it’s that nigga Ghost aka the Black Elvis Presley nahmeans. Ayo this broad be lookin good n shit nahmeans but yo. On any regular ol day the bitch’d be lucky if the god broke her off some diddick namsayin. Word yo but the broad rappin be on some other shit namasayin. A nigga dont mean that in no kinds a complimentary way either nahmeans. The bitch be usin accents then rappin like a chipmunk n shit. Next second the bitch sound like she a nigga n shit. The bitch be havin excorcisms n shit. Ayo dont get a nigga wrong the bitch bad n shit. Word up but the bitch spit game just too fuckin out there for a nigga tho. Matter fact these pictures with the bitch all painted up n shit…I aint even fuckin wit alls that nameans. Bitch gon be wearin meat dresses n shit in a minute. I aint goin for that. How u gon be hittin that shit n the broad be buggin her eyes out all wide n shit lookin like Grace Jones n shit? Bitch head probably gon spin around n shit while u hit that. This broad look like she’d bite a nigga dick off if she go down on a nigga. Ayo the god be blessin mad hoes wit his seeds. Word yo I be blessin bitches with the god specimens n shit but a nigga’d be scared to get this bitch seeded up. Word yo she liable to eat a newborn n shit. Matter fact if a nigga told me ayo that crazy bitch Nicki Minaj on the news…broad got arrested for eatin babies n shit…what you think bout that shit Tone? The god response would be nigga I done prophesied that shit son. Ayo I seen that shit before it even transpire as a actual scenario n shit nahmeans. Ayo the god seen that shit in the god crystal balls n shit. Thats real talk my little internet niggas. So if yalls see that shit in the news or on the front page of the papers with the headline CRAZY BITCH NICKI MINAJ DONE ATE 10 BABIES n shit yall remember who dropped that science on yalls before the fact nahmeans. Thats my word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Ayo whattup this that marvelous shit me n Rae be providin niggas nahmeans. This that Iron Chef shit niggas be slayin dragons to nahmeans! Ayo this that kinda shit that be makin niggas wanna slap box wit they moms n shit. Niggas be kickin pitbulls n pullin trees out the ground when they hear shit like this. Word yo this the kinds a shit that be makin niggas turn police cars over nahmeans. Niggas be breakin into the Bronx Zoo to punch llamas to shit like this namsayin. Ayo this the type a shit that be makin niggas eat broken glass n shit. Niggas be squeezin wine outta fuckin stones to shit like this nahmeans. Niggas be lettin off shots on the train to this shit! Ayo niggas be swimmin in the Hudson n catchin fish wit they muthafuckin teeth to shit like this. This the type of shit that got niggas jumpin out they car window while they drivin nahmeans. Niggas be losin they minds to shit like this nahmeans! Word this that official Icewater executive tarantula shit! I aint even gotsta tell yall! Niggas be jumpin into they Xboxes on some Tron shit to this kindsa shit. Niggas be punchin the humps off camels n shit. This the type of shit that be reversin the earth rotation n shit. Niggas be scalin buildings to shit like this. Imma go throw a poodle off the roof namsayin so Imma holla at yalls later!

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Ayo whattup this Big Ghost aka Tone Montana namsayin. Word yo these my niggas nahmeans! Ayo Budden finally on the cover of a magazine n shit namsayin. That shit right there got niggas in his hood poppin they Asti Spumantes n shit. Word yo that nigga Joey gon be buyin niggas ey’where quarter waters nahmeans! N yo the nigga Crooked word yo I seen that nigga at Rock The Bells nahmeans n yo the nigga invited the god back to the nigga hotel nahmeans to party wit some broads n shit after the show namsayin. Nigga talkin wild shit bout how he ballin like a muthafucka n got a stranglehold on bitches out West nahmeans. Bein that the god a congenial nigga n alla that the god accepted the nigga invitation n shit. This out in LA in shit so a nigga figure aight this nigga from round here so the nigga prolly get it poppin n alla that son. I aint never really hang wit the nigga tho. But I’s like aight the god gon come bless ya spot n we gon hold the shit down nahmeans. Imma bring my niggas tho. N the nigga like word yo the more the merrier n shit. So yo I had bout 5 my niggas wit me nahmeans n we roll up to the nigga address ya know. N yo the god should had just use a nigga intuitions n shit cos the spot looked mad fuckin dusted out namsayin. Word yo the motel was called the Budget Plaza Inn n shit. Ayo the sign had a muthafuckin frog wit a bow tie n top hat n shit. N yo n the nigga Crooked room was on the first floor next to the laudry room n shit. Word bond there was a nigga curled up on the floor outside his room wit a cup. I aint even know if the nigga was still breathin n shit. Word but we knock on the nigga door. Music was all loud n shit so a nigga poundin on that muthafucka. N yo the nigga Crook open the door n he like whattup Ghost how u nigga? Niggas eyes was all bloodshot n shit. Son had a cigar n was holdin a snifter wit some shit that looked like fruit punch n shit. Word the nigga got his little single bed n a chair so aint nowhere for niggas to sit n shit. The chair got a 2 white broad in short ass skirts asleep in the muthafucka…hair all fucked up wit they makeup smeared n shit. This only like 20 minutes after we left the show so the god thinkin to himself was these bitches already here before the nigga got to the room n shit? n More importantly is these broads alive? Word bond. Nigga blastin some Pac n shit dancin by hisself. Nigga pullin out his burner n aimin at the ceilin n shit. My niggas lookin at me n shit n they start communicatin wit a nigga telepathically namsayin. Niggas just basically lookin at each other like what the fuck wrong wit this nigga? So the nigga break out his little half empty bottle Hypnotiq. The god like word? Niggas still drink this shit? N the nigga start hollerin bout yo WELCOME TO THE CIRCLE OF BOSSES n shit. But yo anyhow long story short…the moral of the god story is dont ever go back to that nigga crib namsayin. He a cool nigga n all that but the nigga got dead bodies n shit at the nigga room namheans. Nigga got little half bottles of Hypno n shit for 7 niggas n dusted out dead white bitches asleep on his furniture. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Ayo whattup this big Ghost Theodore Deini! The god wrote a verse for this shit! I dont mean no disrespect to yall Salughters niggas but the god needed to body this shit to let yall niggas know he aint playin. The god got on his Chihuahua slippers n a lavender robe with swords on his back nahmean. Word. I aint even gon say no more.

Ayo Polly with the Wally champ

pickle dart mozart

Hibachi cookin up his art

vessels be silver arks

Tutankhamun tomb dwellin

felon roll on gypsies

Staten to Poughkeepsie

Big Ghost runs this city!

Raspberry vagina fucker

bitches call him Deini

Tony got them moanin like

Madame Butterfly Puccini

Octopuss arms niggas

reach for the god rolo

Tony gon slay niggas

Thats word to Manolo!

Japanese porcupine

rock beavers in the springtime

Alligator jumpsuits

Cabernet sav wines

Upper echelon nigga

sippin Disaronno with midgets

Frog ass niggas hoppin round

the god ribbit!

Saratoga coke milano

chimichanga daquiri

Bust a nigga pinata

the Wu factory in back of me

Ovary stuffer snuff a nigga

Geronimo Pratt stizzy

Word yo Ghost smash them niggas

2 dope bizzy!

Ayo the god just snatched that cloud from the sky cos he know yall niggas thirsty. The god dwell on ancient paths to bring the wisdom of the pharoahs to yalls niggas. Thats my word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Ayo this Big Ghost the Wally Champ. Word lets walk these dogs one time. Imma spit fire on niggas from a golden pegasus. Imma peel onions under a nigga eyes tho n make they tears shower when they realize where a nigga heart is. These is heartfelt renditions by the god. I touch a nigga heart like when niggas be watchin Dancin Wit The Stars n they got they little Unicef joints during the commercials nahmean. When they show the little niggas in Ethiopia or the Congo with the flies on they face namsayin. Even the biggest niggas be cryin like little girls when they see them babies with the missing limbs n they tummies all blown out n shit. Maggots in they hair with no arms n shit. That shit hurt a nigga heart. N I spit bars that touch niggas like that.

Ayo,

Banana champ anthem

pandas lampin in the mansion

Hickory butter mantan

fuckin bitches doin handstands

Oxymoron niggas – BLOWWW!

Shoot em out they moccasins

Allah U Akbar nigga

Catch Tony inna chocolate Benz

Danny Devito mozel tov

copacobanna lava pen

Bust ya in ya ottoman

kangaroo solomon

Appleseed faculty

Rhapsody of Malcom

Bitches wit fly panties on

girl puttin on her talcum

Yall know the outcome

Tone Stiggy blow her back out

Camel hop dickin SHIT!

Had to pull the ratch out!

Thieves under the bed

fly bohemian opera

Squeeze like accordians

TONE here come the cops for ya!

Officer I shot his nuts

Had ta blam him on his ding dong

Ring a nigga doorbell

for spittin his whole thing wrong

Palace in Afghanistan

Jackie Chan Guantanamo

Mohican fly bitches word

Peace ayo its time ta go

Word yo a nigga shower yall with vessels of nutrition for yall niggas wigs. The god put roses in yall hearts. Tellin yall bout the woes and travesties of the world n shit. Babies runnin round on sidewalks naked with no diapers on while they moms suckin dick for food stamps. Crackhead niggas stealin niggas plants out they front yard. Bitches strippin at titty bars so they aint gotta work at McDonalds n shit. Yo the god be reflectin on these devestations while he eatin his ziti nahmean. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Ayo whattup this that nigga Theodore aka Ghostface! Whattup to that nigga 50 Cent too. That old beef dead so we break breadcrumbs n all that. But yo my company Starks Enterprises is developing a new line of headphones too yo. They called Divine Mongoose Deluxe by Tony Starks namsayin. These shits got 6 inch subwoofers built in n shit. Imma rock niggas with these joints in the summer yo. You can get them in blue n beige or brown n cream. I call them brown n cream shits the ice cream sandwich joints. They got real mongoose fur on the inside to keep niggas ears warm n all that. The wires is thick like garden hoses so ya aint gotta worry bout them shits snappin off neither nahmean! N if ya gotta slap a nigga for disrespectin ya gate ya can put marks on a nigga with them shits. Ayo the god rockin the prototypes right now as we speak. Shit is heavy as fuck tho so yall little niggas with necks like babies arms might not be able to hold your heads up with them shits on. But yo this shit built for hardbody niggas so that might not be yalls lane anyway. Might need to go cop the little colorful ear bud joints with the jellies. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 7th, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Ayo whattup this Deini the Great aka the Wallabee Champ! Whats good wit yall internet niggas. Ayo I aint mean no disrespect to that little nigga Wiz or nothin of that sort but this like some serious faggot shit nahmean. Word up. Ayo the god means that with the utmost respect but this some faggot ass music son. Thats my word. This some shit for them niggas rockin tight ass Apple Bottoms n muthafuckin white sunglasses nahmean. This like the shit niggas hear in the Toyota commercials nahmean. This some shit for niggas that drive Scions n shit. This that music for them 3 dudes ridin in they car with that one broad in the backseat. Niggas aint gon be gettin no pussy to shit like this. This shit like muthafuckin broad repellent nahmean. This that shit that make bitches figure oh I get it yalls niggas wanna fuck eachother. Well let me get up out the way nahmeans! N yo the god dont mean that in no disrespectful way. If you a homo nigga ayo the god got no problems with yall. That just aint a nigga gate nahmean. But yalls do ya thing nahmean. Dont feel as tho the god tellin yall ya gotta stop suckin eachother dick or nothin of that sort. I gets yall. Word yo I knew this nigga in Rikers that actually looked out for the god. Ayo but to reiterate that shit the god aint advocate this nigga lifestyle or nothin like that. But it so happen the homo nigga looked out for the god in the chow line on more than one occasion. The nigga used to hook the god up with extra Twinkies n shit on Twinkie Thursdays namsayin. Which if yalls nigga think about it is kinda ironic nahmeans. Cos the nigga a actual twinkie n what have you namsayin. But then that nigga got stabbed with a toothbrush n thrown over a balcony n shit. That nigga dead now. Nigga looked like somebody dropped a plate of lasagna or some shit by the time them COs seen the nigga. Muthafuckin warden had niggas locked down for like 2 days nahmeans. But thats neither here nor there. But word yo the god aint fuckin with this joint yo. The god make music that make niggas wanna punch a horse nahmeans. Niggas be punchin horses when they hear my shit. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 10th, 2011 at 12:37 am

Ayo whattup this Ghost Deini aka the Black Ronald Reagan. Whats good Preem! Ayo the gods humbled just to be mentioned but to clench that top spot nahmean…that shits a blessing son. Word. A nigga spit out his raviolis when he seen that. The nigga Alvin at the barbershop in Staten called the god up to bless his ears with the news nahmean. He put a rainbow in the gods heart with that nah mean. He stay up on all the latest blogs info so on n so forth. Thats my word. Niggas pollyin n whatnot n he caught the god off guard n says to me yo that nigga Preem says you got the best album of the decade yo. N Im like word nigga yo ya puttin thumbtacks on the god chair to try n see if a nigga gon jump right! Nahmean. N he like nah Tone hand to Allah n all that. Thats the truth son. A nigga just started cryin yo. Tears bust out a nigga wig cos that shit just hit a nigga in his heart yo. I seen cupids on the god shoulders when I went over to the mirror n shit tryna wipe the gods tears so I could thank you Preem. Ayo the god got cherubs on his shoulders that watch over himn nah mean. Its a blessing son. Thank you.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Ayo word up its that nigga Ghost Deini namsayin. Ayo the god had the nigga game on his last joint namsayin. That my nigga n all but ayo…I dont mean this in no disrespectful kinda way but that nigga out his fuckin mind yo. Word yo that nigga out his fuckin wig son. Ayo Imma share a little folklore wit yalls bout that insane ass nigga yo. Ayo we at the studio n shit n that nigga come thru to do a song wit the god. The nigga come in n the nigga had on some ol fucked up shit namsayin. Nigga rockin some size 28 jeans n the shit hangin right off a nigga ass. The nigga had on some yellow shades wit a green polo n a handkerchief tied round the nigga neck. Nigga rockin a swatch talkin bout whats good Tony?! Brim on his hat all flipped up n pullin his eyebrows up n shit. Ayo the god went to give a nigga a pound n a half hug n this nigga went put his arms around a nigga n rub the god back. Namsayin. Wasnt no nigga hug which is acceptable n all that nahmean. But nah the nigga tried to give the god the homo love squeeze namsayin. Word yo dont get me wrong I know the nigga like broads but the nigga was buggin yo. Next thing I know the nigga tearing up n shit n start cryin bout some fucked up shit. I aint even catch what the nigga talkin bout cos the nigga all drooling wit spit bubbles comin out the nigga mouth talkin bout how he need to off hisself nahmeans. Ayo the god kinda nodded his head nahmeans but meanwhile a nigga thinkin ayo I aint even got no strap on me. What if the nigga decide he want shoot all the niggas in the room for he go offin his own self nahmeans? So the god lookin over at one my other niggas like nigga tell me ya got ya ratchet on you. Of course the god communicatin that shit non verbally wit his eyes or telepathically nahmeans. Meanwhile that nigga Game talkin bout cabdrivers n butterflies n some shit. Then out nowhere the nigga got on the jack n ordered some fuckin sandwhiches from Katz’s Deli. Word yo. Niggas thought we was gon die that day thats my word. But at the end of the day the nigga cool n shit.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 10th, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Ayo this Ironman Starks again aka the Emerald Wizard aka Marcus Garvey Reincarnated. Word. Im humbled that yall little internet niggas is findin some humor in a nigga trials n tribulations n shit. The god need yall niggas to heed these scriptures but a nigga want yall to see the bright sky behind them storm clouds too yo. Cos as yall know the shit that dont kill a nigga only gon make a nigga stronger. Well unless the shit that tried to kill a nigga was a muthafuckin truck nahmeans. If a muthafuckin truck hit a nigga n a nigga go flyin in the air like a fuckin paper ball for half a block that shit gon fuck a nigga up. If a nigga land wit his shoulders all popped out n knees folded forwards that shit aint gonna just snap back together nahmeans. That shit gon fuck a nigga up. Niggas paralyzed from the neck down cant do shit. Thats my word. So as ya know there be holes in theories like that in actual fact. Word. Matter fact if a nigga get shot in the stomach n has to shit in a bag for the rest of that nigga fucked up life thats actually some tragic shit too yo! Im sayin how you gon roll up on a broad n try n pull that bitch when you got a bag of shit tied to ya waist nahmeans? That shit gotta fuck wit a nigga confidence namasayin. Like you got a bag of shit on ya waist n how you supposed to pounce on a bitch n be like word yo you look good n shit how bout you let a nigga buy you a drink n shit? Bitch gon look at you like nigga is that a bag of shit on ya belt yo? Meanwhile there 200 niggas in that fuckin club that aint got no bag of shit on they belt nahmean! Thats some real fucked up odds for the nigga wit that colostomy bag yo. Ayo I aint even know how a nigga got on this topic but rest assured the god thankful for makin it thru some hard times nahmeans. A nigga done slept eight to a bed when we was kids namsayin. A nigga had hand me down draws n shit. Niggas was rockin 3rd n 4th generation draws that cousins done worn n shit. Elastics all stretched out wit the permanent skid marks inside n shit. Once again that kinds of shit fuck wit a nigga ego nahmeans. But a nigga emerged from the ashes like an iron phoenix n shit. Nigga done took bullets. The god done got shot the fuck up n alla that. But I aint like to brags about none a that namsayin. Cos that shit aint nuthin ta glorify to the tadpoles nahmeans. Ayo the cubs look up to the lions in the jungle namsayin. Word. N the god be tryna set a positive example n be a good role models for these young muthafuckas. The little bambino gambinos nahmeans. They the future. Word yo.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 10th, 2011 at 11:28 am

Ayo this the Wallabee Champ Tone Stizzy! Ayo these niggas brought the shit back to Afrika Bambaataa namsayin! This some electronic music for robotic zulu niggas in the jungle to throw spears to nahmeans. Word yo the god envisioned that shit. Niggas thats robots huntin wild mongooses wit spears n shit namsayin. This the kinda shit niggas wrestle gorillas to namsayin. Word. This some Tron shit. But yo the god got folklores bout that nigga Kanye tho. Nahmean that my nigga n all but yo straight up that nigga out his mind son. Word. Ayo that nigga came thru to jump on a remix wit the god nahmeans. The little nigga Ne-yo was in the studio when the nigga Ye show up. Bein that the nigga Ne-Yo done the hook nahmeans. The nigga Ne-Yo drunk than a muthafucka son nahmean. But yo the nigga Kanye show up n the nigga got a butt ass naked chinese bitch on a leash n shit. Bitch was about 4 feet tall. The nigga was wearin a silver tuxedo wit no shirt underneath. Just a bow tie n a silver tuxedo nahmeans. The nigga on his jack namsyain. N the nigga screamin on a broad on the phone yo. Word yo I aint even know what the nigga sayin to the broad but the nigga just screamin on the bitch namsayin talkin bout word Imma kill you bitch you betta hide ya dogs n this that n the third. The nigga hang up n yo the nigga Ne-Yo was feelin some kinda way bout the situation n the nigga say somethin bout yo that aint right son. Yo you gotta respect them broads etc etc nahmeans. Meanwhile the nigga Ye start takin off his belt all quiet like nahmean n dont even say a word to nobody n straight up the nigga Ye knocks that nigga Ne-Yo across his scalp wit the buckle namsayin. So the nigga Ne-Yo grabs a empty bottle of Ciroc n the nigga breaks the shit on the table talkin bout Imma stab this nigga Ye. Meanwhile my niggas got out they little phones n shit tryna capture the shit on video nahmeans. But yo the god aint wanna see no niggas gettin killed up in the spot so a nigga try n intervene. Thats my word. But yo then the nigga Ye bitch…the naked chinese broad on the leash starts whylin nahmean. Word yo the bitch growlin n shit. Out of nowhere the bitch jumps up on the ceiling nahmeans. Thats my word n the bitch crawlin around on the ceiling n walls growlin n shit. Niggas is runnin out the studio n that nigga Ne-Yo like a sittin duck nahmeans. N the broad jump down n start chewin on the nigga neck. Meanwhile the nigga Ne-Yo screamin like Mariah Carey n shit while the bitch chew the nigga neck. Word yo that was some fucked up shit. Then the nigga Ye clap his hands talkin bout Pang heel! He like Pang return! N the bitch come up to the nigga leg n shit n the nigga gave the bitch a kibble n shit. Then the nigga go in the booth n spit his verse in one take n the nigga bounced. Meanwhile the nigga Ne-Yo layin all unconscious in his own piss losin blood n shit. Turns out the nigga lost 2 liters of blood or some shit. Word yo that was some wild shit son! Them two niggas dont really mention that shit too much in interviews but the god remembers the shit clear as fuck. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 11th, 2011 at 3:12 am

Ayo whattup this that nigga Big Ghost aka the Grand Imperial Tone Starks! Word yo a nigga nearly spit out his dill pickle Doritos when he seen this shit! Thats my word. These my niggas nahmeans! Word yo. A lot yall niggas aint know that when my nigga Rae approached that nigga Joey ayo the god was watchin that shit live via satellites nahmeans. Word yo the nigga Rae seen the nigga Joey at the tour n he had my other nigga Alvin the barber wit em nahmeans. Ayo the nigga Alvin wit Rae n the nigga Rae had his other little niggas wit him nahmeans. But the nigga Alvin had his little camera joint n yo the camera had a direct feed to a nigga satellite nahmeans. So the god was watchin as the the shit go down yo. Ayo the nigga Rae posts up in the room n the nigga Joey doin his little webcam thing namsayin. Word yo n the nigga Mickey Facts was wit him. And yo the nigga Mickey was choppin onions n preparin a meal. The nigga Mickey like yo I aint had shit to do wit nuthin but this nigga Joey talkin mad shit bout yalls. The nigga Mickey was like ayo theres these niggas on my block that be talkin shit bout yalls too Imma give yall they address nahmeans just give a nigga a pass namsayin. Then the nigga Mickey talkin bout ayo my moms got $400 stashed under the bed word yalls should go get that from her she in the crib alone n shit nahmeans. The nigga Rae tell that nigga ayo shut the fuck up nigga aint nobody wanna hurt ya bum bitch ass nahmeans. N the nigga Mickey start cryin talkin bout he aint wanna die NOT LIKE THIS ayo NOT LIKE THIS nahmeans. But word that nigga soft as fuck yo. Nigga had on a apron nahmeans. These niggas was about to start cookin some steaks n shit. I aint understand that nigga. But yo the nigga Joey start talkin bout ayo I aint got no beef wit yalls niggas nahmeans. He like that nigga Ortiz he the one yalls wanna go see. But ayo that nigga Rae look at his little nigga n he gave the nigga the go ahead. N the little nigga put his hand down his pants then pulls it out n slap Joey cross his head nahmeans. Ayo the little nigga stink palm the nigga face namsayin. Word yo n a nigga seen a handprint on the side that nigga eye. Shit was crazy. Word bond. The nigga Mickey in the corner shakin coverin his eyes n shit. Nigga was sayin hail marys n shit countin beads n shit. Word yo n then the nigga Rae n em bounced nahmeans. That was some wild shit tho. But yo niggas is cool now nahmeans. Niggas done broke bread n handed niggas olive twigs n shit. I seen the nigga Joey jus last month out in Boston nahmeans. Word yo the nigga like lemme buy you a quarter water nigga I got u yo have a drink wit a nigga nahmeans. So I hangs wit the nigga for a moment. So anyway these my niggas nahmeans.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 11th, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Ayo ayo ayo this that nigga Starky aka Ghostface the Imperial Iron Monkey nahmeans. Word yo a nigga jus wanna thank that nigga Preem for puttin the god on his actual actual list n not no honorary mentions joint cos yall know the god aint fuckin with no runner up shits namsayin. Thats like sayin ayo yall niggas aint made the playoffs but yall wack ass teams should compete amongs yall selves aight. Like word yalls less talented teams n players n shit should chip in ya lil doe n buy you a Ken doll n staple that shit to a piece of wood n spray paint that shit gold n compete for that shit nahmeans. I aint playin in that league niggas. Matter fact a nigga already done won the Super Bowl n shit namsayin. That shit done been a wrap. But yall loser niggas that aint made the playoffs yall niggas compete for that spray painted Ken doll nahmean. Thats what the fuck this new list is like in the god eyes namsayin. Word. N the god dont mean that in no disrespectful kinda way but it just so happen that the god knocked another ball out the park with the Apollo Kids joint namsayin! Word bond my internet niggas. I gots you. Ayo Provolone Tone always bring you those enormous flavors n shit. The god provides yalls with gourmet savory menus n shits. Niggas need to step they menus up n shit. How you gon compete wit a nigga that got exotic shit like mouthwatering elephant primaveras n muthafuckin falcon casseroles n shit! Yalls niggas cookin squirrels in the park with a lighter n throwin shit like that on yalls menus. N yalls wonder why niggas aint eat those meals yalls prepared. Yalls ponder a nigga thesis n get back at me. Word.

Aigght peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 10th, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Ayo this the god Gigolo Tone once more. Ayo my little internet niggas be askin the god to compile his own little top albums of the year joint nahmeans! Bein that a nigga got a lot on his plate I put that shit on the back burner namsayin. But seein that the god Preemo did this shit again a nigga figure ayo whatever namsayin. So without further ados.

1. The Apollo Kids joint courtesy of yours truly nahmeans!

2. Word yo 2nd place aint bad for that nigga Kanye joint thats my word pa!

3. Ayo my Dirty South nigga Big Boi smacked yall niggas wit his Chico joint!

4. Ayo that nigga Scarface Dopeman Music was music to choke a broad to yall already know!

5. Word bond that Stimulus Package joint wit the nigga Freeway n my man Jake One namsayin!

6. Whattup The Roots How I Got Over was my shit my niggas!

7. Ayo Eminems Recovery joint namsayin that shit was lovely!

8. Whattup to that nigga Roc Marciano yo his Marcberg joint killed yall soft ass niggas!

9. Word yo that Black Milk Album Of The Year joint was some horse slappin music nahmean!

10. That snow nigga Marco Polo N my nigga Rustee Juxx on they Exxecution joint was my shit too yalls!

11. Ayo that nigga Banks did his thing forreals on that Hunger joint!

12. Word yo that nigga Fat Joe ate niggas heads on that Darkside joint namsayin!

13. Ayo n that nigga Dres got niggas losin they wigs on that Blackpool joint on the real!

14. That nigga Talib bust yall intelligent niggas over yall niggas scalps on that Revolutions joint wit that nigga HiTek namsayin!

15. Ayo them Strong Arm Steady Niggas brought they little ruckus too nahmean!

Ayo I aint really listen to all them mixtape joints by them little niggas that just hopped on the scene as of recently but I feel what yalls niggas is doin. But yalls little niggas all kinda sound the same to the god nahmeans! I aint mean that in no disrespectful kinda way Im jus sayin it kinda hard for a nigga to separate yalls in a nigga mind. Word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 10th, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Ayo whattup niggas its that nigga Lovebug Starksy aka Ghostface. Word yo to be perfectly honest wit yalls niggas I aint really know who these niggas is. But they doin they thing n the god respect that. I dont mean no disrespect but yalls little rap niggas need to educate yallselves tho nahmean. Take yall little advance money n enroll in a university like Harvard or Hillman. Word yo them little niggas on the Cosby show went to Hillman and they was smart yo. Yalls need to do that n let us streetwise niggas do our thing nahmean. Cos I aint had them opportunities nahmean. Word yo the god was born on the shores of the river Nile n all that son. I aint had them opportunities cos a nigga was placed in a basket a sent down the Nile river to evade harms way nahmean. A nigga was a baby n shit. But yo the god was wrapped in divine fabrics so the niggas that found the god knew that they was in the presence of a majestic nigga. Even tho the god was only the size of a small watermelon nahmean. But yo the niggas that found the god said that the clouds parted n the sky turned to blood n locusts swarmed down n tried to destroy the god yo. This was some holy war shit with angels casting thunder upon the wicked nahmean. The god survived all that. Word yo. So being that the god went thru that shit I aint really sought no education past 10th grade nahmean. I aint had them opportunities like that cos of the mighty force of the locusts n the clouds opening to a bloody sky n all a that. The shit affected a nigga. It was like some post traumatic fetal syndrome or some shit. So yalls niggas take that into account when you decidin what to do wit yalls lives. Get wise n go to college n evade that shit.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 9th, 2011 at 5:56 am

Ayo whattup this that nigga Big Tone aka the Iron Hand Of Hercules namsayin. Word yo the god flew down from his throne on Mount Olympus on a thousand white doves nahmean. Word is bond a thousand white doves just carried the god down so he could be amongst his peoples namsayin. Ayo the god felt as tho his presence was summoned amongst his people nahmean. Word. Ayo these young niggas is tryna do they thing for they females n alla that nahmean…the young cleopatra broads namsayin. I get that. But yo Imma Staten Island nigga n niggas dont really be layin coats down over puddles for a broad like that namsayin. We might let a broad hold a nigga drink or or or stroke the furs on a nigga garments nahmean. Word. We might allow a broad to pour lavender oils on a nigga hair n feed grapes to the god on plush velour pillows surrounded by cinnamon scented candles n shit like that nahmean. But we dont pay for bitches meals n shit. Or buy bitches mink robes or upgrade they wardrobe or nothin like that namsayin. We aint trick on birds like that. Matter fact a broad should feel honored to bend down n let the god step on her back to mount his golden unicorn nahmean. Thats real nigga shit. I does that. Yalls little R&B niggas dont know nothin bout that nahmean. Yall payin for pigeons to wet they beaks namsayin. Thats trick shit niggas.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 9th, 2011 at 5:41 am

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 9th, 2011 at 5:56 am

Ayo whattup this ya boy Tone Tone aka Ghostface n all that. Yo good lookin to my snow nigga Shake. Ayo the snow nigga Shake looked out for the god on this one. I aint even remember this joint when I seen it but ya brought the god back to some fly shit. Ya spark a nigga emotions n shit bringin back all kinds a memories n shit. Ayo the god snapped on some Tony Atlas shit for this track nahmean. The god still carry the globe on his back nahmean. I be rollin with my golden chariots n serpents with cherubs on a nigga shoulders nahmean. Thats on some divine holy mecca shit. I see the serpents n I blast them niggas with magic wands n shit. The god fire lasers out his eyes when he see them wicked reptiles nahmean. I send them back to they essence n pour frankincense oil on the soils. Word. A nigga ride chariots across vast deserts with an army of angels in back of him nahmean. But thats neither here nor there. The god just remindin yall little internet niggas not to step on the gods apple garden nahmean. The god got orchards of wisdom nahmean. Imma slap a nigga with the hand of King Triton if he fuck with me.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Ayo this Big Toney again. Yo this same corny nigga got about a hundred names tryna chew on the god ankles n shit. Word he like a chihuahua nigga tryin to nip on some rottweiler niggas. Word. Matter fact the god like a polar bear to this little internet nigga.I warned yall niggas not to come at the god wit ya little dumb shit. The god over here havin his little snacks n whatnot. A nigga fryin up ostrich links n the nigga Alvin from Stapleton geton his horn n chirp a nigga. A nigga havin his little meals n shit when he got the message. He said yo Tone that faggot nigga throwin bananas in the air tryna get the god to jump out the bushes again. We silverback gorillas nigga. I told yall honeydew melon head niggas already. We eat whole trees nigga! We dont jump out the bushes for no bananas nigga. Take it personally nahmean. Yall stay on that sucka shit while I bring avalanches of fire to yall niggas doorsteps nahmean. I leave shoes lodged in a nigga chest nahmean. It was prophesied nigga. The prophets done told yall niggas that these wicked reptiles was gon try n vex the god n make him throw his ostrich links at the wall with a might fury when he heard the news namsayin! N that shit done been already transpired. Now ya owe the god $7.99 plus tax namsayin! Ya faggot nigga gon wake up in the late hours of the night to find the god standin over ya with a halo on his wig n a sabretooth jacket on nahmean. Ya fucked up now little nigga!

Aight peace

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Ayo Polly with the Wally champ

pickle dart mozart

Hibachi cookin up his art

vessels be silver arks

Tutankhamun tomb dwellin

felon roll on gypsies

Staten to Poughkeepsie

Big Ghost runs this city!

Raspberry vagina fucker

bitches call him Deini

Tony got them moanin like

Madame Butterfly Puccini

Octopuss arms niggas

reach for the god rolo

Tony gon slay niggas

Thats word to Manolo!

Japanese porcupine

rock beavers in the springtime

Alligator jumpsuits

Cabernet sav wines

Upper echelon nigga

sippin Disaronno with midgets

Frog ass niggas hoppin round

the god ribbit!

Saratoga coke milano

chimichanga daquiri

Bust a nigga pinata

the Wu factory in back of me

Ovary stuffer snuff a nigga

Geronimo Pratt stizzy

Word yo Ghost smash them niggas

2 dope bizzy!

Ayo the god just snatched that cloud from the sky cos he know yall niggas thirsty. The god dwell on ancient paths to bring the wisdom of the pharoahs to yalls niggas. Thats my word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Ayo,

Banana champ anthem

pandas lampin in the mansion

Hickory butter mantan

fuckin bitches doin handstands

Oxymoron niggas – BLOWWW!

Shoot em out they moccasins

Allah U Akbar nigga

Catch Tony inna chocolate Benz

Danny Devito mozel tov

copacobanna lava pen

Bust ya in ya ottoman

kangaroo solomon

Appleseed faculty

Rhapsody of Malcom

Bitches wit fly panties on

girl puttin on her talcum

Yall know the outcome

Tone Stiggy blow her back out

Camel hop dickin SHIT!

Had to pull the ratch out!

Thieves under the bed

fly bohemian opera

Squeeze like accordians

TONE here come the cops for ya!

Officer I shot his nuts

Had ta blam him on his ding dong

Ring a nigga doorbell

for spittin his whole thing wrong

Palace in Afghanistan

Jackie Chan Guantanamo

Mohican fly bitches word

Peace ayo its time ta go

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Ayo, whattup this Big Ghostface aka the Black Moses n all that. Yo to keep it really real wit yall little niggas the god aint really know that these was two different niggas or nothin like that. Aight word. But I feel what these niggas doin nahmean! I peeped they shit n I see they visions namsayin. I seen it like a 57 inch plasma nahmean. One of them Aquos joints. Ayo the gods was at the crib nahmean n we was eatin some divine shit. Niggas had pineapple ravioli wit chinchilla meatballs nahmean. Yalls aint never had that. Niggas eatin lobsters n roasted falcons nahmean. Word thats some shit that that that only niggas on my level ingestin. Thats for purple tarantula niggas. Word ya come to the gods rest n he got electric sharks in the pool with naked broads layin on velvet couches namsayin. But these little niggas world too small. They galaxy aint like mines. I wish these Drake n Coles niggas much success but I got 20 albums nigga. They aint the little mixtape joints they like marble sculptures the god created. These little niggas makin playdoh statues. They makin sand castles. Word. The god got waves n oceans n shit that knock them shits down. Wit golden octopuses n fire breathing swordfish n all that. But I dont mean no disrespect or none of that cos at the end of the day they my little niggas. But if they disrespect my gate ya know the god got two cobras for them niggas. Imma slap them niggas wit the hand of Zeus ya know. Niggas gon be flyin thru the walls n shit. Word. But at the end of the day I got love for them niggas nahmean.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 8th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Ayo this Big Tony the Wally Champ aka the Black Gandhi otherwise known as Ghostface. Ayo Wiz I dont know why ya aint holla at the god when ya made this shit but Imma pardon that. Word. Imma go on tour with ya tho. Imma go on tour wit ya Wiz n Imma bag all them hoes ya tryna holla at. Nigga I be takin bitches on romantic excursions when I tour. I bag a broad n tell her ay listen Imma let ya fine ass sit on golden elephants with the god. I say shit like Imma feed ya fine ass chocolate rose pedals then Imma take ya to the ocean n we gon ride on silver dolphins at sunset. Word n Imma dick ya down all slow like on the beach then you n the god gon ride off into the waves under the moonlight on a orca n shit. Bitches love that kinda talk. Once that happen the broad usually like gummi worms in a nigga hand. Boom. Then I usually end up takin the broad to the underground parking n dick her down in the stairwell n Im out.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 7th, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Ayo whattup its ya nigga Tony Starks aka Pretty Toney! Whattup to my niggas Jay-Z n that nigga Ye! Yo I aint really tryna take the butter off anotha nigga bagel or none of that. But that nigga Jigga cut the gods promo budget in half way back when. But ya know I aint really hold no kinda a grudge over that. A nigga still got a saddle on his stallions for real nahmean. I aint really fall over no other nigga rollerskates or nothin like that. But yo the god tryna let yall niggas know that when there a drought a nigga got them mouthwatering clouds for yalls niggas. A nigga put milk duds in yalls mouth when yall niggas thirsty. Yo the god got the last strawberry yoo-hoo in the freezer n he gon give all yall little nigga a sip of that nahmean! So anyway cop my latest album Apollo Kids for yalls little ipod n zune joints. A nigga shed blood for yall niggas. And any faggot ass nigga tryna pop the god balloon gon get his lunch meat splattered for real. Thats my word.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 7th, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Ayo whattup to my girl Stephanie for showin the god love. A nigga humbled n shit. But yalls know that when the buffet need food a nigga in the kitchen tryna give yall niggas some gourmet shit. The god givin yall niggas fish when these other niggas tryna give yall niggas oatmeal nahmean. But I do this for the tadpoles. The babies with no diapers runnin around naked at the playground while they moms gotta suck a nigga dick just to pay the phone bill. I gots these families out here relyin on a nigga to bring them turkeys to they rest Nahmean. And these cantaloupe ass niggas tryna pull the roof off a nigga hut n shit. But you know. It is what it is. Imma see them niggas. A nigga keep his sword sharpened. Imma shampoo a nigga dog if he try to take watch off a nigga hand. Nahmean.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 7th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Ayo whattup this Big Ghost Riggatoney nahmean!! Yo Imma keep it real nutritious with yall applejack head niggas n just say that Im a little snapped that yall dumb niggas left my Apollo joint off yall lists nahmean. I was at the rest fryin up some turkey links when my man hit me n was like yo Deini whattup n what have you. N he was like yo these blog niggas is disrespectin you. N Im like yo god what they do cos you know I needs ta get both sides of the story n shit. N he like yo they aint got ya latest album Apollo Kids which is available in stores now up in they year end joint. N Im like word??? Ayo Imma check that shit out cos I dont like goin by hearsay n actin reckless. So I logs in on my other mans little iPad joint n Im like word whats the password nigga? N he like yo Tone I gots you, that shit is T-H-E-O-D-O-R-E N Im like much love my nigga n when I seen the shit myself yo the god nearly spit his strawberry nutrament all up on the walls n leather couches n shit. Yo I dont know what they put in yall niggas similac when yalls was babies n shit but that shit was foul. Ayo the god almost went down to 2 dope boyz offices and bust yall wigs. But I sat on that shit for a minute and got my inner galaxy in check namsayin. I prayed for yall niggas instead! Namsayin! Yall tryna get the gods planet outta orbit nahmean but I aint goin for that so Imma give yall basketball chest niggas a pass for now. Get yall shit right niggas. Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Ayo I just wanna thank that nigga up there that threw both my joints on his little list n shit. Yo that shit is a honor my nigga. Im humbled. See to Big Ghost it dont matter if you muthafuckin Malcom X or you just some little punk nigga on the internet n shit tryna share yall experience with the music n shit. I aint mean to air these niggas out on they blog but they made the god wanna get bizzy in here nahmean. yo to keep it really 100 with yalls I think they tryna throw batteries at a nigga. Yalls tryna throw batteries in a nigga back I gets that shit. Yall tryna see if there still a spark in a nigga light bulb. So a nigga come back with some glorious shit. I gots you tho cos yall square ass muthafuckas aint think i would dillute myself n get on that shit. But see the god snapped on yall niggas. Niggas got they little sandpaper n hammers n wanna wear the god out nahmean but I keeps these darts on me nahmean? Them shits is like little badges of honor n medals nahmean!!

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

Ayo if any yalls little niggas on here got the address to 2 Dope Boyz offices yalls niggas get at me. I just need that shit in the pocket for future references namsayin! It aint like the god gon wyle out or nothin of tha nature I just need these niggas to know they can get approached on some theodore boxing shit if it comes down to it. Ayo yall niggas make yall beds yall niggas gotta sleep in them shits nahmean. Yall niggas choose a song then yall niggas better dance to that shit. I dont mean no harm but it so happens that if I gotta get biz n punch one these blogs niggas in they mouth for comin out they face the god more than happy to oblige that shit. I can serve thes niggas happy meals or I can hand you that six piece nugget deluxe meal namsayin. Yalls dont want it to come down to that 6 piece tho namsayin. To my fans tho I gots you niggas holla at Big Ghost when you see me.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Ayo that nigga marty brought me back to that fly timeless shit! Ayo the god birthed all them seeds nahmean!! In actuality those joints is like my kids n shit. But yo I dont mean to put no innocent bystandards in harms way n shit but these blogs niggas is tryna pop a nigga ballon n shit. Ayo son we had the whole clan up in that joint celebratin we poppin that patron n whats good. That nigga U God was holdin it down too n my mans Cappa n Rae was there. But these niggas tryna throw grenades in a nigga salad namsayin. Yo they tryna eat a niggas food. They got they little greasy hands up in a nigga pantry n shit tryna get the last duncan hines joints n leave a nigga wit them crumbly stale oatmeal shits. They takin a nigga Ritz crackers n leavin saltines in the pantry nahmean!! But Imma see them niggas n they gon see the god get bizzy. Imma send them back to they essence. Imma lay niggas out. These college niggas. Imma cross they Ts n dot they Is. Imma conjugate they verbs n shit. Niggas gettin punctuated when I see them.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Ayo this dumb nigga Bryce tryna get at the god n tear the pipes out a nigga faucet nahmean! Ayo Imma break out them lungies and turn that nigga inside out if I see him! Ayo this nigga gettin the god kinda ready to start blowin niggas out they shoes n shit. Ayo what size shoes you got on Bryce my man wear a size 11! After I elevate you to the heavens my man gon put your shoes on n walk on dogshit namsayin! Ayo Imma bring it all the way to ya living room nigga. While you playin ya little Wii joint Imma bust in that shit n flip yall tv over. Yall gon be thinkin shit is rosy playin ya little Yoshi joint n Imma slap you in ya dental work nigga. Imma slap the crowns out ya mouth kid. Niggas thinkin the god soft cos I came in here on some happy go lucky shit but Imma Staten Island nigga namsayin. You gettin ya self in harms way talkin sideways. Makin false declarations about the gods presence n shit. That shit foul my nigga. I apologize to these other niggas in here wonderin why the god snapped but this kid gotta get his jacket spilled on. Imma turn that nigga hat sideways nahmean. Anybody got this nigga Bryce address get at the god.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Ayo this nigga Shake ignorin the god thinkin he gon hide behind his software n shit. Yo nigga when I get that address niggas gon be gettin wet up. Imma throw niggas in the pool! You n whoever in that piece when niggas arrive. Yall niggas in shark invested waters n shit! This big Tony Sharks nahmean! Imma flip a nigga boat when he in my pond. Yall niggas fishin in the wrong pond nigga!! I don’t know what kinda dust yall put in ya weed where you live but yall niggas gettin marinated when I see yall. Imma bring the spice rack to yalls niggas kitchen nahmean! Ayo Shake the god got crazy air miles for that. Imma fly to ya house nigga. Imma drive the plane right to ya front yard nigga. Niggas gon be drivin planes to ya rest nigga to put they dick in ya diet coke nigga. We gon put are dicks in yall diet cokes namsayin! Yall fucked up tryna play the god on some carnival shit. Niggas shootin water in the clowns mouth n shit. This BIG RIGGATONE CAPONE nigga! We serve niggas whoppers! Yall niggas dont want us to get shit poppin cos we eat the whole buffet nigga! Niggas tryna sprinkle they little razor blades in a nigga cereal. We eat those! Hear me?! Nigga we eat razors! We gon spill yall chalupas when we see you nigga!

Aight peace

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Ayo niggas talkin bout suckin off artists n shit! Yall homo niggas know the god don’t get down with that shit. Ayo I ain’t got no problems with homo niggas but I just dont get down with that shit on a personal level. That just ain’t a nigga gate namsayin. So in terms of realms of possibilities that shit like you transmitting from Mars or Krypton namsayin. Niggas transmitting from other galaxies n shit like Pluto n shit! Thats some Andromeda shit nahmean! Ayo this Shake nigga threatening to come suck niggas off puttin hisself in a position where he forcin niggas to react n shit. Niggas start reachin for they hammers namsayin! Niggas pullin out all kinds of ratchets bout to empty the bowels on that nigga n shit. Namsayin we don’t play that homo shit not cos we got a problem with them niggas but we just don’t drink that flavor kool aid namean! Niggas might only get down wit certain flavors. We on some fuckin bitches n gettin are dick sucked by actual females shit. We be gettin pussy from whatever kinda bitches whether they be queens, chinese bitches, fuckin muslim bitches, muthafuckin cave bitches, fuckin midget bitches. It don’t really matter. My man he fucked a elf bitch or some shit. I ain’t really seen it but my nigga mentioned it one time. Its all good with the god tho. Aight niggas I just wanted to clear the air bout that shit.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 6th, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Ayo this Big Ghost Deini The Wally Champ one time for yall niggas! Whattup to them kids showin me love on this muthafuckin blog! I gots love for all yall little internet niggas but yo Imma keep it real economical wit yalls! I was at my barbers out in Stapleton gettin my shit touched up n pollyin wit niggas n the brotha Alvin sayin to me ayo Tone I heard ya snapped on them niggas in them blogs on some real MLK shit! Ya inspirin niggas with ya swordplay and what have you. Ya know congratulations n all that. N Im like right right but Imma humble pie nigga so I aint really feelin like I was victorious like that. I still feel like there a few roaches in the egg cartons namsayin. I aint really put out all them fires yet nahmean! I see them crocodiles on my doorstep when I peeped it. To be more exact I aint really feel like yalls showin my new joint Apollo Kids which is available now in stores or on iTunes right now enough love. I see niggas got they little lists n I see them no name ass niggas like this Domo nigga n some Tyler kid gettin they little shine. They gettin they shoe polished for real and the god fallin to the wayside nahmean! N ya know to make them matters worse they got bitin ass niggas like this Smoke DZA muthafucka on they shit. These niggas puttin pebbles in the cheesecake tryna sneak they little shark fin into a nigga pond n shit. Ayo when my niggas RZA n GZA see that nigga they gon handle that. They gon shampoo that nigga dog when they see him nahmean! He gettin caught with his hand in a nigga cupboard namasayin. That aint the nigga cupboard. But yo that aint really my chamber. Imma peaceful nigga. I jus wanna keep my shoe on niggas necks n make sure they respect my shit. So yall niggas cop my joint n support that real hip hop nahmean! Ayo the god been holdin yalls niggas down since yalls niggas was rockin whirlies nahmean! Help the god feed his babies n keep turkeys on the table namsayin. Help a nigga shower his throne n keep them beetles out his crayola box. Word Imma hold yalls niggas down.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 7th, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Ayo whattup this Big Ghost WhoDeini the Don namsayin! Namsayin ignore the counterfeit niggas usin a nigga name. Niggas is fugazi nahmeans. Word. Ayo peace to that nigga Young Stereotype nahmeans. Ayo the god feel blessed n alla that yo. Ayo the god been havin a marvelous week n alla that nahmeans. A nigga honored n shit that first off the nigga Preem gave a nigga the nod for best album of the last 100 years n shit. Then second of all the gods publicist n managers n shit been blowin up a nigga phone talkin bout ayo Tony ey’ since you done came down from the mountaintops where a nigga throne reside to be one wit ya peoples there been a major spike in a nigga album sales nahmeans. Word yo. Yalls already know that the god been mingling n mixin wit yalls little internet niggas via this blog shit. But yo a nigga sales for the Apollo Kids joint seen a recent 17% increase! Word bond! Meaning 17% more niggas bought my shit this week than there was niggas buyin my shit the week previous nahmeans. Ayo approximately 34 niggas bought a nigga album this week nahmeans! Now bein that a nigga gettin roughly half a point on each joint. And bein that the retail price on the god album is somewheres around 10 and 14 dollars…that mean the god makin close to 78 cents per album nahmean. But yo ya gotta minus what a nigga gotta break off for the accountants n lawyers n managers n shit. But yalls multiply that net amount by the total number of sales n yo the nigga lookin at about I dunno 20 Gs n shit nahmeans! Word. Ayo n third of all now the little internet nigga Lil Cliche done built a temple of worship for a nigga namsayin. Word. Ayo a nigga jus feel blessed n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga feel like he wanna donate the proceeds from a nigga album to niggas in the world that need that shit more than the god namsayin. Ayo a nigga wanna free Tibet nahmeans. Word yo. The nigga Bill O’Reilly be thinkin niggas is stupid n jus wanna cop gear n jewels n fuck broads n pop gats off namsayin. Word yo a nigga jus tryna show White America that niggas got intelligent agendas namsayin. A nigga wanna change the world son. Nahmeans. Ayo a nigga wanna bring down the Berlin wall namhmean. The god wanna help endangered species animals nahmean. A nigga wanna save the unicorns! Ayo a nigga wanna put a end to poverty in the hood n build temples of worship for the god namhmeans. Ayo the god jus wanna give back to the people. Word yo a nigga just seen a golden butterfly emerge from his Raspberry Peach Snapple nahmeans. Ayo the butterfly shed a tear when the god wrote that nahmeans. Thats my word! A nigga gettin emotional n shit. Ayo but listen the god need go flip his omelet. Imma holla at yalls later.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 11th, 2011 at 9:20 pm

Ayo whattup its the Great White Shark aka Brother Starks nahmean! Ayo the god was high atop his throne on Olympus when a nigga seen the bat signal up in the clouds nahmeans. Ayo the gargoyles that sit in a nigga palace begin to utter the words BROTHER STARKS BROTHER STARKS YA PEOPLES AWAIT YOU NIGGA NAHMEANS…n yo a nigga hop upon his pegasus wieldin a lightnin bolt nahmeans. Thats real nigga shit. These faggot next generation niggas aint be doin no colossal shit like that namsayin. Nah these niggas hop out they little bunk beds they be sharin with they brothers or sisters n be callin niggas for rides namsayin. But ayo bein that this some fly shit that the brotha Rae cooked up for yalls on his stove n shit a nigga had to bless this joint n make the shit real official namsayin. Word yo n me n the brotha Rae was workin on a joint project together last year namsayin. Lotta yall niggas aint know nothin bout that tho nahmean. Ayo the shit was gon be called Iron Chef nahmeans. Word yo IRON CHEF. N yo this shit gon blow yalls wigs back but the joint was originally gon be called Watch The Thrones nahmeans. Thats Watch The THRONES namsayin. N yo yalls niggas already know that the nigga Ye n that nigga Jay got they album comin out with a similar title n shit. But yo me n the chef had that little title first nahmeans. Word but yalls already know the god a nigga that like to appropriate correct grammars n shit when he be doin his thing. Hence the usage of plurals n shit. Meanwhile the niggas Ye n Jigga be on some singular shit namasayin. Now I aint sayin they on no homo shit but how 2 niggas gon share 1 throne nahmeans? Ayo the gods had 1 throne a piece but these niggas on some stingy shit only coppin 1 throne namsayin. Niggas gon sit on that muthafucka side by side? Word bond. Or like how that gon look when yall know that that nigga Jay gon definitely be sittin in that muthafucka. Meanwhile the nigga Ye gon be standin next to that shit? Nah yall do yalls own algebra but Im tellin yalls niggas that some peculiar shit right there namsayin. Word bond. So yo me n the nigga Chef we done recorded bout 200 or so joints n we was only gon pick the the best 8 joints namsayin. Cos the shit was gon be a EP nahmeans. But we knew that if we did 200 joints that they wasnt all gon be fire. But if niggas chopped the heads off the less potent joints we was gon have some quality shit. Word yo the shit we put together was some phantom of the opera meets Tron shit. Which yall already know sound kinda familiar nahmeans. Yo the god aint even gon say it. But yall know that HAM shit sound a lot like what a nigga be talkin bout right now nahmeans. But yo niggas had lightning bolts n thunder sounds n shit. Word yo n the nigga RZA cooked up a beat that had 30 baboons on the hook! From Angola n shit. Word yo nigga had baboons from Angola in the booth screamin n boxin each other n shit. Shit was wild son. Matter fact them PETA niggas show up n confiscated the monkeys n shit. Niggas sent a cease n desist joint to prevent niggas from usin the joint n shit. But thats neither here nor there. And bein that the nigga Andre Harrell got his little relationship wit Jay n Ye n them niggas of a higher precedence than my shit with Rae the niggas got the jump on niggas wit they shit. But ya know…niggas aint mad or nothin so we wish niggas prosperity n shit. Word. Yall have that title. The Iron Chef joint tho yalls niggas cant conceptualize no shit like that. Nah cos yalls would be some shit like ‘Ye-Z’. That muthafucka aint got no special ring to it namsayin. Word yo I aint even gon say no more.

Aight peace.

BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 1:09 am

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